Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Filthy rich or dirt poor:
You're apparently unclean either way.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

In Africa, when a gazelle wakes up it thinks: 'If I don't start running, the lion is going to eat me." When the lion wakes up he thinks: "If I don't run faster than the gazelle, I'm going to starve." The point is: It doesn't matter who you are, when you wake up you better get moving.